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Drizzy's Theorem

A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.
"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"
Drizzy's Theorem by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018
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Drizzy's Glizzy 

Drizzy's Glizzy, also known as Drake's Snake, is one of the largest penises in existence! I thought he had a 2 millimeter defeater, but HOLY SHIT! That thing must be at least 7 inches!
Tyrone: Have you seen Drizzy's Glizzy?
Mason: No.
Tyrone: You gotta check that shit out, that dick is MASSIVE!

It’s dizzy over there for you 

Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
Wow, you thought you were telling someone off, but unfortunately…. it’s dizzy over there for you.

Dizzy Stick 

a joint or rolled cigarette containing cannabis
Pass dat DIZZY STICK BIZZATCH!
Dizzy Stick by niggainabox January 24, 2009

dizzy.streamer 

Bitch I am them /srs -dizzy.streamer them fucking self
dizzy.streamers a tbhk fan “
“ no shit tf
dizzy.streamer by dizzy.streamer October 6, 2021

dizzy.streamer 

Doing God’s work, also is secretly god, also solved world hunger.
Person 1: I don’t like dizzy.streamers tiktoks
Person 2: stfu
dizzy.streamer by anonymous July 27, 2021

Dizzy Spider Monkey 

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey