someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return
My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor
by Kevin Yao August 22, 2015
A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.
*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh!"
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.
by ZGVDHRTR.IIX September 23, 2011
The epidemy of a car salesman who comes in and acts like he knows everything, is quick to judge everyone and find a million negative things to say about them let alone talk down to them like they are stupid when he himself thinks that he is better than everyone because he has an I phone. He has to one up anything anyone says and is hated by everyone yet is still convinced that he is The coolest person on earth.
by ladydevil February 27, 2010
A hypothetical douchebag's Urban Dictionary Submission on "marijuana." Notice that only the first sentence is a definition:
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
by TobyTheRobot September 11, 2006
by Young A.V February 7, 2010
Someone who believes that they are superior to the other people in the room. They have passed all levels of jerk to asshole. They are now just a douchebag. Most often associated with males but can rarely be associated with a female.
by Whisky Tango Foxtrot ;) June 30, 2016
A person that is always doing one of three things (Sometimes more then one at once). First, drinking stories (this usually includes how much alcohol was consumed as well as what was done during and after consumption of said alcohol, usually these stories are incredibly over-exaggerated and not welcomed by the intended audience). Second, the douchebag, in his native habitat, is wearing Tapout, Affliction, or Ed Hardy "Gear". These stylistic choices are usually accompanied by spiked hair, fist pumping, and Jager-Bombs (and for a short period "Four Loco"). Third, the douchebag only refers to the female gender as: Bitch, slut, whore, grenade, and/or land-mine.
Douchebag #1 - Lets spike up our respective hair do's, throw on our Ed Hardy Gear, and do some Jager-bombs!!!
Douchebag #2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs
Douchebag #1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs...
Onlooking Bro #1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags
Onlooking Bro #2 - Thats Chill
Douchebag #2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs
Douchebag #1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs...
Onlooking Bro #1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags
Onlooking Bro #2 - Thats Chill
by nattybrochill420 December 19, 2010