Suspendisse Delusion

An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.

This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.

Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?

Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...

Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.

by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020

Targeted Harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference

Is what I actually said, though, it doesn't even take that much to justify killing any of you.

Hym "But the targeted harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference that violates both harassment law and likely school bullying policies and sometimes stallking laws and/or violates the privacy act of 1974. But yes. I would gladly murder your kids over it and CLEARLY other people agree. AND! AND... We're winning the war on weaponized schizophrenia at a ratio of 10 to 1. So, yeah. Entirely avoidable child death. Caused deliberately by YouTube internet pundits whose lives need to end as quickly a humanly possible."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019

Delusion

Gnotdreamer

"She keeps looking at me, i think she likes me."
"No bro, you're just being delusion".

by RTJF November 26, 2023

Delusion

A perfume advertised by Jinkx Monsoon on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.

For the girl who lives above her means.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.

by universeofrage May 01, 2020

Delusion

OHOHOH! WE HIT A CORD WITH THAT ONE!

Hym "Nonono. Not a delusion! Perfectly linear reasoning! If (according to Jordan Peterson) EVERYONE would have been a Nazi... And I... Am doing THE OPPOSITE... Of what EVERYONE else is doing... Then... I would be the Not-Nazi. The Notzi (if you will). I would be that. I'm the Schindler. I mean, do you seriously believe for a single second that I would not keep Sarah Silverman locked in my house for years? Come on. We know me better than that."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.

Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!

by bredsheeran81 January 02, 2024