1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover

2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted

3. a horrid physical appearance

4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"

2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"

3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."

4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
by Raw-Raw October 4, 2009
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When someone fails and or sucks at something, you use dammit sam. Sam was a very nooby man. So thus, Dammit Sam!
Jake: Dammit Sam, my computer just died!
by ChandlerTheRandomLlama April 3, 2015
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A term used in a podcast for a popular flash series "Unforgotten Realms". It is used when the new artist of UR says, or does something wrong. It has become a small catch phrase for various fans of the series, and is sometimes used when telling someone they did something bad.
Clive: Hey, man! I just sold my soul to satan!
Winston: Dammit Johnny!
by Mr. Bibby April 10, 2008
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What is cursed whenever one is disconnected from the internet.

Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.
I was trying to buy concert tickets the minute they were released, but then my internet went down! By the time I got reconnected, they were sold out! Dammit Obama!
by FiveTail July 1, 2010
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whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
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The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.
Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"
by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013
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