by Glizzy Gobbla August 31, 2020
a.When you stand right next to someone sitting down, and you have one bookbag strap around your shoulder, and your croch is basically right in their face.
b.Term for a "friend" who has psychotic thoughts for mass murder, and has books on bomb creation.
b.Term for a "friend" who has psychotic thoughts for mass murder, and has books on bomb creation.
by OMGhax0rwhatthefuck November 1, 2007
I almost gave him an extra $50 but the d.p. dude handed it back to me
we gave the d.p. dude a beer and he played thumper with us last night
we gave the d.p. dude a beer and he played thumper with us last night
by lilfoot rudy May 31, 2011
Short for "Verbal Double Penetration"; a situation in which two people are talking to one person at the same time, originally two guys talking to one girl, but has since become universal.
by AnimeGangsta69 October 26, 2010
Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.
"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."
by Crescent October 9, 2003
From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.
This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene
Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?
Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.
Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!
Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!
(background chatter)
TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.
Actor #4: Mmmm.
Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?
Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.
Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!
Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!
(background chatter)
TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.
Actor #4: Mmmm.
by Mad-Town J-Lo January 19, 2007
From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.
This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene
Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?
Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.
Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!
Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!
(background chatter)
TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.
Actor #4: Mmmm.
Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?
Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.
Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!
Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!
(background chatter)
TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.
Actor #4: Mmmm.
by Mad-Town J-Lo January 17, 2007