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Coitus Coif
Coitus Coif by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
Columbus Coif
A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.
This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio [Trifecta.
This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio [Trifecta.
Columbus Coif by Flashtopher May 8, 2018
mail coif
A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.