Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by August 13, 2021

clammy clunge

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.

After we had sex she had a clammy clunge

by Geoffory geoffington November 3, 2015

Clammy fanny

A wet slimy vagina with an unpleasant smell

T:my girl lauren has a right clammy fanny
B: thats tragic bro

by Eggy mcvie March 15, 2018

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg June 12, 2011