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Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes 

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.
Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.
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CID_SCISSORS 

CID_SCISSORS also known as Agent Scissors is the codename of John Costello, a man famous for being the father of the doxxer Raymond Costello.
"Why is CID_SCISSORS not cutting? Is he stupid?"
CID_SCISSORS by CID_DOUBLEBLADE October 6, 2023

CID_SCISSORS 

CID_SCISSORS is the username of John Costello's roblox account. Agent scissors himself is the father of Raymond Costello (a man famous for doxxing 20 minors)
"Why is CID_SCISSORS not cutting? Is he stupid?"
CID_SCISSORS by CID_DOUBLEBLADE October 6, 2023

khemistry cids

the six most intelligent people you will EVER meet. Known for their exquisite knowledge of the subject Chemistry. They go to SRV, and had Hendo as a teacher who enlightened them about the magical world of Chemistry! The Khemistry Cids are Emma, Jordan, Nina, Ella (rip), Henry, and Avis. Literally the 6 best cids you will EVER meet. Follow their viral instagram where they became famous @khemistry_cids
Hendo: "Time to play quiet live"
Khemistry Cids: "Were gonna win"
*they never win*
khemistry cids by Gef May 28, 2019
lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
I asked my friend if she had a good cids connect.
cids by NatureLover111 October 12, 2006
Word used in the hood as an abbreviation for cans of cheap cider.

eg white lightning
frosty jack
white star
Dave: Steve get CIDS!

Steve: GOT CIDS OI!
cids by SKooBla May 8, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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