A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.
by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004
Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.
Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.
Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.
by Hooch93 August 12, 2010
When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.
Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021
by Boomer.B November 3, 2019