A musical play by Andrew Lloyd Webber, stolen from a poem book by T.S. Elliot, in which people dress up in fabulous/stupid cat costumes and sing the exact the words of T.S. Elliot's poems; mixed with some original, but dumb, songs by Webber. The musical is most famous for the ballad, 'Memory'.
Man #1: Hey, I've got two tickets to Cats. You wanna come?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
by That Depends; Who Are You? September 6, 2009
The cuddliest and best of God’s creatures. They love us, demand of us, and they even protect our children, whom they consider part of their pack. They helped the human race evolve from hunter/gatherers to static builders of civilization by protecting our grain stock from mice, so humanity didn’t have to continuously be on the move. They were critically important to the progress of humanity and were even worshiped in ancient Egypt as gods. The mass murder of cats in the Middle Ages as a result of the pope declaring them all to be evil allowed the rat population to explode bringing with them the bubonic plague, which spread uncontrollably. Two-thirds of the population of Europe and North Africa died in the most catastrophic event in human history. Eventually people started to notice that towns which protected cats didn’t suffer from mass death and disease and cats became cool again. Now, hundreds of years later, humanity has gone back to worshiping cats, having learned it’s lesson which is: don’t fvck with god’s chosen creatures 🐱 🐈 ⬛
by JamieRhymie August 27, 2022
by The Dipshit May 27, 2020
Hate dogs.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
Cats.
by irobbanksallday March 22, 2009
by SubzyHubz January 30, 2012
Jhon Yo my cats ate my phone cords.
Mark man what a...Phone cord eating, face scratching, snobby, furry, cuddly, bastard.
Mark man what a...Phone cord eating, face scratching, snobby, furry, cuddly, bastard.
by A cat hater November 18, 2018