A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 26, 2003
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Slang; when marijuana has an excessive amount of red hairs growing on the buds. Such as Orange Kush.
"Damn, look at all those red hairs. This bud is straight carrot top."
by Trevor Morris August 19, 2007
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A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)
by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017
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A very talented comedien who just happened to bang your mother last night.
Dude, for some odd reason when I got home last night, The Almighty Carrot Top was leaving my house.
by NeroXenuLiger May 6, 2006
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when the tip of a mans penis has a tuft of hair on it
Frank: Dude, Jerry's so hairy, I bet he has a carrot top!
by samm...y May 8, 2006
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1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
by KRHimself October 24, 2004
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