Paul Carlson has an amazing attitude towards everything. He is particularly known for his enormous penis. He stands a mere 6 feet in tall with a cock to match his height. His eyes mesmerized the finest hoes in the USA and he gave them what they all desired, his hard thick cock.
Paul Carlson is a man.
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023
He is a dank Carlson Becker
by Scronchinatpr February 13, 2018
Known for his infamous lip flare and red face, Rand is an ultra liberal who aspires to be POTUS. He can't keep a steady drum beat, and can only really play the cymbals well. Girls ditch him at Prom, and he will probably never have a steady relationship in his life. He also drives a Fiat 500.
by TEAM BLAINE March 25, 2019
by Flippinhecker April 4, 2019
The definition of perfection, the most beautiful girl in the world who deserves everything good ever in life. The catches everyone’s gaze but she is too good for any low life man. She is the epitome of perfection
by Anonymous wide receiver August 17, 2023
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
by boggler May 9, 2021
Ex. That man driving the truck with the Confederate flag bumper sticker is suck a Tucker Carlson.
Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.
Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.
by Emmerton July 18, 2019