Claussen
To take advantage of a dumber person, possibly sexually. The person targeted would be slower and give consent quickly.
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Claussen’s maneuver
Claussen’s manuever is a move of northern european origin, used as a marker word for when a person in a professional environment such as work has a boyfriend, husband or wife, and someone is trying to get with the person in question.
«Damn. She is so pretty. But I heard she has a boyfriend. Ill have to do a Claussen’s Maneuver to get her in bed.»
Claussen’s maneuver by Speedy Gonzales 69 April 5, 2024
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Clausen by ChristHimself August 6, 2007
classendary
Classendary is an adjective reserved to describe the most awesome, aweinspiring and fantastic things in every day life. The word classendary is derived from the English words, "classic" and "legendary" to form one word that sum up a feel of total euphoria and happiness in a moment.
Things that can be described as "classendary" include:
- Daniel Ferg
- Hitching a lift home with an Irish guy from a party the night before
- Trains
- Watching a person get harveyed
- An unusually comical event
- The name Dave
Somthing that is classendary usually lives for ever in the memories of those who christen it as classendary. Classendary is the highest rating of the Joss-o-meter.
Things that can be described as "classendary" include:
- Daniel Ferg
- Hitching a lift home with an Irish guy from a party the night before
- Trains
- Watching a person get harveyed
- An unusually comical event
- The name Dave
Somthing that is classendary usually lives for ever in the memories of those who christen it as classendary. Classendary is the highest rating of the Joss-o-meter.
Dave - "Do you remember that time when we clapped in Harvey's mum while singing, "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more?"
Me - "Yeah, it was classendary."
Me - "Yeah, it was classendary."
classendary by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006
Tristan Clausen
A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
Tristan Clausen by luhventi July 15, 2023
Classenster
Hey Guys, "Ya Gotta Love the Classenster"
"Hey man, where did you get those cool shades?"
"I thought I told you, The Classenster bought them for me"
"Hey man, where did you get those cool shades?"
"I thought I told you, The Classenster bought them for me"
Classenster by The Rster April 15, 2008
jimmy clausen
best ND QB since Ron Pawlus.
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'
"Hey, is that Ron Pawlus? oh, never mind it's just Rick Mirer or is that Jimmy Clausen. They all eventually look the same"
jimmy clausen by M. LoVecchio November 8, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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