by masterbro969 March 30, 2012
One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.
"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.
"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.
"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.
"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.
"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.
by Giuseppe Gino February 11, 2011
Guy 1: Dude?! Do you have a fucking boner!!!??
Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.
Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 22, 2010
by Larz Booger November 18, 2011
Coined by comedic writer Daniel O'Brien in the early 2000s, this term describes "an erection that two frat guys get when they wrestle each other."
*frat guys wrestling. suddenly, one stops*
Frat Guy 1: Dude, why'd you stop, bro?
Frat Guy 2: Well, bro, I was totes about to put you in a headlock, but then I felt your broner brush up against my leg.
Frat Guy 1: Dude, why'd you stop, bro?
Frat Guy 2: Well, bro, I was totes about to put you in a headlock, but then I felt your broner brush up against my leg.
by AntonioDeLaVega June 13, 2010
by Fogsworth March 11, 2017
The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's unbelievable stunts and/or acts.
Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.
To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.
Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.
To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.
by GuyfromOntario85 August 13, 2010