The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.
Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...
by Talatat March 5, 2011
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A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Johny nearly killed his goldfish when he had bright poppy.
by Kirsy August 12, 2020
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it’s either bright or it’s not bright like fricking zendaya shes just bright, fricking those boots that go up to your knee they’re just bright. the song wap is bright. it’s a highly complemented word.
that shit is so bright
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A party thats mostly filled with white people.
Black guy: wow this party is bright
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The lengest of the leng

The pengest of the peng
The crip of the crop

The creme de la creme

The Oreo merchant
Sam: John you are so bright!
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A boy/man who is considered dense, stupid, bitchy, dumb & dirty in Uganda. He also has no hope of a bright future.
He’s name is Bright
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