A male in a woman's life who cares for her, repects her, cherishes her and makes her feel really good. Most of all he loves her and cares about nothing else. He is honest and loyal. Once their love becomes very strong force of attraction wll bring them together and if he's the right one, she'll have sex with him!
My boyfriend is really supportive. He sticks by my side.. I love him sooo much! I dunno what I wud do without him. He understands me, he completes me.
by Anika ForeverYours November 21, 2009
1. A fleeting paradox in which deference is made to a single man for the reason of supposed affection and loyalty; neither of which generally hold up in the said relationship, which ironically excludes anyone in the friend zone.
2. Human ATM machine.
3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".
4. Male bitch.
2. Human ATM machine.
3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".
4. Male bitch.
"I don't understand the concept of 'boyfriend'. They're always men, and never "just a friend". I mean... He is a 'boy-friend' after all, so I'm still quite confused by all this. Can someone explain?"
"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."
"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"
"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."
"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."
"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"
"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."
by Barry the MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE August 2, 2008
Guy: "Hey, I'm just trying to get a little nip action over here."
Girl: "I think you need a certain title to get access to those bad boys... like my boyfriend."
Girl: "I think you need a certain title to get access to those bad boys... like my boyfriend."
by The Maker of Sandwiches November 5, 2011
Boyfriends are the one person you can trust if you can´t go to your family,but most of all they love you for you not your body,but your love.
by Gracie Tucker May 13, 2018
Girlfriend: Why do I even bother going out with you? You're always late, you annoy the living hell out of me, you're arro--
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
by Swolfe.M January 21, 2009
A boyfriend is that one guy that loves you and is there for you no matter what. That one guy that shows you off and is proud to have you as his girl. A man that will give you gifts for no reason and writing you paragraph just because he loves you. A guy that will never give you up.
My boyfriend is the best!
by Mirandaxx1 November 24, 2018
Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
by SlopNChop April 24, 2019