Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.
1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?
2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?
2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?
by Left Coast November 5, 2007
by SanG121 June 4, 2023
For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.
by Pedro L. December 29, 2007
Trent went out to the parking lot to go home for the evening. As he fumbled for his keys he detected a distasteful odor. Looking around to determine the origin of the foul stench, he realized that someone had left him an Atlanta Bouquet.
by rooster haymaker July 16, 2009
A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.
The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.
by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004
flowers themselves hold so much love and beauty, while one persons love for another is the most beautiful thing to naturally exist. ‘loves bouquet’ symbolizes all the love that is given in a beautiful form such as flowers.
“loves bouquet”
by loves bouquet February 21, 2022
A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.
1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.
2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.
2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.
by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009