A "Montana Blackburn" is when a man takes a shit early in the morning, but doesn't wipe his ass, then puts on tighty-whiteys. Late in the day, when he's having sex in the doggystyle position, he takes his shit-stained underwear and wraps it over her face, or across her mouth, and proceeds to fuck her while pulling on it.
"Man, I gave her such a nasty "Montana Blackburn" last night, she had to brush her teeth afterwards."
by Mr. Mister M September 17, 2009
A decent team with a terrible manager and awful owners.
they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?
they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?
by dzap787 November 22, 2011
a football team supported by bastard fans, in premier league for the time being. Based in a shithole (see blackburn) and have sold their best player to chelsea. The shit bastards
by mister burnley March 23, 2004
by Coreycus the 3rd January 21, 2020
A really awful team with dodgy supporters like tossers who decide to turn on their best friends for no reason one day.
In the shithole that is Lancashire.
In the shithole that is Lancashire.
Annoying Wankerboy: UHHHHHHH I support Blackburn Rovers cos I'm a RETARD!
Brilliantly Marvellous Girl: Yeah, well, you could have supported Leeds United, like I do cos I rock.
Brilliantly Marvellous Girl: Yeah, well, you could have supported Leeds United, like I do cos I rock.
by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008
The theory that something has happened that really shouldn't have due to invisible or improbable circumstances. The term derived it's name from the English Premier League team Blackburn Rovers winning the Premiership - the fact that that particular team won anything is nothing short of a miracle. It can also be used for example when achieving something highly unlikely in explaining any outside forces that may have helped.
by PurplePingu December 23, 2006
by To Be Fucked March 31, 2017