B muff

A blueberry muffin

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs

B muff by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

B Muff

The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.

Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.

Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"

Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"

Brown Rice: "whoo??"

Both: "B MUFF!"

B Muff by Kung Powzzzz July 19, 2009

B* Muffin 

also known as B*muff, the muff, the muffinator, muffin, muff, ect. One of the coolest muffins around. Generally found in the wilderness, this particular muffin is also known as the dark lord. even better than blueberry.

"its B* MUFFIN !!!!!!!!!"

B* Muffin by northdakota August 20, 2009

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) 

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022