by Coffee<3 April 25, 2022
by vampdiaroes69 March 31, 2021
Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
by plyby_ November 1, 2021
by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021
It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.
by Souvenir May 9, 2020