The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.

The 4 Bromandments:

1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:

"All bromandments are equally important."

"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."

"Healthy inside, healthy outside."

"Be simple, without being plain."

"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."

(Alt-Bro Code)
by Lunchboxfever October 1, 2019
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