I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.
Alberta is ruining Canada.
Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
Alberta is ruining Canada.
Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.
by Pelly January 28, 2015
Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.
Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
by CoolCat6969 August 1, 2008
Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her
by _TeenyTinyTunker_ November 28, 2018
A Province within the Dominion of Canada. It was created by an Act of the Parliament of Canada in 1905, also the time that Saskatchewan was created. The land was assembled from areas that were not part of British Columbia (created in 1871) or taken from native people by the United States through force of arms. The Eastern boundary with Saskatchewan was an arbitrary line of longitude established to exclude the use of daylight saving time. The northern portion of Alberta was transferred to the province by Ottawa, having formerly been part of the North West Territories where it was being wasted by native people who wished to hunt and live on their land. In modern times all other citizens are expected to pay homage to Albertans who found themselves parked on top of the world's largest deposits of fossil fuels. The resulting wealth is said to derive from the superior conservative political philosophy of the residents rather than millions of years of geological activity. followed by a bequest of a young and growing nation.
by gotoveralbertaseveraltimes December 22, 2011
by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019
Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.
by The Canadian Textbook December 20, 2017