aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).
Like Albert Einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass.
by Humorlos January 3, 2014
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Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.
by TheeImran November 4, 2006
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a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
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CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
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Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.

Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.

To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.

Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
by TheTeachersAreNiceThough November 6, 2012
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