When your girl doesn't know she's your girl and she's screaming because she doesn't know how she ended up in your basement
by 69SwantonHigh August 28, 2016
"Afraid so," Cosley sheepishly replied, when questioned about his membership in a
Motley Crue tribute band.
Motley Crue tribute band.
by socraticmethodman July 14, 2014
Naked and Afraid is a game when a group of friends (presumably straight men) all get naked and turn off the lights, except one who is declared “the scary man”, who gets to wear a mask. The scary man then gets to choose a weapon of his choice which can go from a wide variety of weapons from a belt to a boot. When the scary man is chosen and everyone is naked you are now ready to begin the game. To begin the game all must put their hands on The Bible and at the count of three everybody says no homo to ensure the least amount of homo as possible. After this, the lights are turned off and Slipknot is blasted on as many speakers as possible. When the lights are off everybody in the room scatters and the scary man waits a few seconds before he goes on his rampage and attacks everyone with his weapon. Once you have been hit, you are out of the game. Essentially, a very intense game of hide and go seek.
Person 1: Yo dude how did you get that burn on your back?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.
Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.
Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
by caflbrother April 2, 2018
A show were 1,2-up to 6 people go naked in the wild (Africa, the Amazon, Brazil, etc) and have to survive for 14-21 days. If they feel like they can’t continue they can tap out and leave however they would leave their partner (if they have one) as well as bringing down their P.S.R (basically it’s a 1-10 survival rating) some of the best are Mat, his P.S.R is 9.8 this is because he is a fucking beast at killing shit.
by Fitness Gram Pacer Test— March 2, 2020
by cocklover22 May 15, 2022
The natural and perpetual state of human males.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
by randomperson890 March 21, 2010
by A nerd stick November 6, 2020