A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.
ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.