4/20/69
The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.
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4/20/69
The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.
4/20/69 by crack head 64 September 26, 2019
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Article 4.20.69.0E
A T.O.S update from Outlast Trials indicating a new change towards their t-bagging rules of etiqutte updated 2.12.2026 2200hrs reading:
"thou shalt not squat onto foes, no matter the woe, or hath place bodily limbs in such a way to show dissmay, unless hath received sway for such the display"
"thou shalt not squat onto foes, no matter the woe, or hath place bodily limbs in such a way to show dissmay, unless hath received sway for such the display"
HiddenRider was called eccentric for stating the update Article 4.20.69.0E, but little did everyone know, the next t-bag they did in trial would be their last.
Article 4.20.69.0E by hiddenrider February 21, 2026
4/20/2069 4:20 AM
4/20/2069 4:20 AM by qwerty69420 September 16, 2020
69,420,666
69,420,666 is the nicest number you can have, unless you add more numbers but why would you mess up this Mona Lisa of a number.
Tim: what’s 34,710,333 times 2
Hitler Stalin: 69,420,666
Random guy in back: HAH,NICE 😂
Tim: Go away Normie
Hitler Stalin: I will send you to the Concentration Gulag.
Hitler Stalin: 69,420,666
Random guy in back: HAH,NICE 😂
Tim: Go away Normie
Hitler Stalin: I will send you to the Concentration Gulag.
69,420,666 by 69, nice September 25, 2019
4:20 2069 4/20
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