Mr. Dolphin

Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)

Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-

Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.

by :VVVVVVVVVVVVVV February 15, 2020

Female Dolphin

A person named Alex Gintz

“Look there is the female dolphin!”

by SMKK March 12, 2020

dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020

Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.

Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!

by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020

riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022