Gum-Cumbers

The act of a dog laying so much in your space that their gums are like Cucumbers in a spa.

Lancer’s gums are mushed against my face and it feels like Gum-Cumbers

by Idk.why.im.here April 19, 2022

chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

Zmacs Gums

A unit of measurement that is so large it's only used for countries/continents.
So overwhelming that they can be blinding. (The reason koey lost his eyes)

bro that bitch big asf she at least 2 Zmacs Gums

by Big Robo August 9, 2023

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

Gum it

Sucking dick with all gum and no teeth

She was gumming my shit like last night or Aye dawg you got gum I’m tryna gum it

by Fuccdawg December 2, 2019

upper case gums with lower case teeth

When someone has messed up teeth and none are missing including some baby teeth.

Used to describe when someone has some jacked up teeth. Especially when they have all of their adult teeth and still have baby teeth that never fell out but just cramped together. “That bitch has some upper case gums with lower case teeth.”

by RU4BN8 April 8, 2023