pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017
mugGet the pet my catmug.

Pampered pet

A pampered pet is some one that’s in a relationship and don’t do anything to help or support. Just there as an added expense with no way to contribute.
He’s such a pampered pet he don’t do nothing.
by Dilligaf82801 June 24, 2024
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Give your pet a hug day

National hug your pet day will be on Christmas like it or not
I wanna give my pet a hug on give your pet a hug day
by Lalaloopsy fan 25 December 03, 2019
mugGet the Give your pet a hug daymug.

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.
"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"
by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021
mugGet the porcelain petmug.
A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025
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gay pet

a pet that is of significance to being called a gay pet
by camhandletheheat December 08, 2021
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