Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads

I wanna lil mama as bad as miss pet

by Me crumptons fave person September 28, 2020

Pets at home

China’s local kfc

Pets at home is my local kfc

by Need roblox gf August 7, 2021

Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke

He’s My Pet Rat Now, Back The Fuck Up

by clown.jj November 7, 2020

Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner

"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"

by CosmicPond January 8, 2020

yum pet

A yum pet is a musical instrument, used mainly in the jazz or blues genre.

I love jazz, I especially love the yum pet players.

by Jazzzz101 August 2, 2016

pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate

Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit

by trevelhasasmalldick March 20, 2017

pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 5, 2017