Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM November 6, 2012
by Casey317 August 15, 2022
Prison Strawberry - the 2 words you don't want to hear when you get into intake. This is going to be the guy that has all the drugs and other such contraband but he doesn’t use conventional payment, for these items you need to give away your innocence.
by Quincey DelRoy May 31, 2022
Terminology that The Cabbie Homicide writer used when he addressed Gaahl when he was using the n-bomb and learned that the American Black Metal con man might had conned one of his relatives who was featured in Wall Street Journal. It's implied the language is stronger than double homicide taunting as this stems from the selling of wolf tickets. Some terms in prison language are slurs at particular gang members as it does employ Spanish terms, as each prison gang has their own terminology. Watch Lockup and you will pick up on it. Some of the terms are hard insults on Blood and the other their rival (as these two are gangs in Los Angles.) There are some prison slang born out of Iowa Department of Corrections as in they dragged one out of the sandbox. Then you have the term sliming which according to Lockup is when an inmate uses a combination of their own water and fecal matter mimicking behavior of other primates (see the behaviour of chimpanzees in captivity when being handed a banana.) I had heard classmates use the term gump on some other kids as we were not talking Forrest Gump as it's a prison term for donut-puncher.
Fandom Wank -- the psycho who laid into us in his book was using tons of intense hard language.
Another -- I never heard these terms before.
Fandom Wank -- some of who watched Oz might heard the term prison language. It's coded language where it combines profanity, ethnic language that's an insult, or implying one is a chomo.
Another -- I never heard these terms before.
Fandom Wank -- some of who watched Oz might heard the term prison language. It's coded language where it combines profanity, ethnic language that's an insult, or implying one is a chomo.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
by puklestheclown September 23, 2010
Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.
Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023