Gary

Kind and understanding but VERY hot headed. Appreciates his real friends and knows who the fake ones are. You can trust a Gary but you must be honest to him. Most probably gay.

Gary is my best friend. He gets me, you know?

by MelodramaticFool May 23, 2018

Gary is the best

Gary is the 2nd best he is cool and also sonic. Gary is super sexy and amazing Gary is such a cool guy we all love gary gary is such a big man

Katy: Wow look its gary
Brittany: Oh yeah I love gary
Katty:Same gary is so hot
Brittany: No gary is mine

Katty: No Brittany I love him !

Brittany: No katty he loves me !

Katty: let's stop and agree Gary is the best
Brittany: yes Gary is the best

by Sean macaloneys mum August 5, 2021

Gary

Someone who is everyone's uncle

Person A: Hey Gary.
Person B: Who is Gary?
Person A: Our uncle.

by ASimpleHuman May 4, 2023

Gary

Gary loves you

Gary is a normal human being like you and me

by userhandlegoeshere January 25, 2023

Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020

gari jo

the sexiest memer there has ever lived, also looks a tad bit like a garden gnome, but other than that she's pretty hawt.

wow did you see that girl, she looks like a Gari Jo.

by candgj November 1, 2017

Gari

Gari is rarely used as a nickname/short for Margarita, in cases where Margi or Rita are used up, voted unattractive, or rendered boring through the passage of time. Gari is in fact, one of the last possible combinations that can be derived from the name Margarita, and the third most unpopular one, the second and first being "Arg" or "Arit"

-Margy is beautiful tonight
-who?
-I mean Rita
-I don't know any Ritas bro.
-I mean your sister, Margarita
-stay away from Gari man, I'll break your knees.
-Arg.

by Babiniotis April 20, 2017