budtender 

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.

"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...

budtender by 420_J July 4, 2011

Buddhasian 

An Asian that practices Buddhisim.

Guy: He's so Buddhasian!
Other Guy: Yea, totally man! He's Asian AND Buddhist. What a totally fucking awesome combination!
Guy: i wish i was buddhasian...

Buddhasian by Joldrey S. March 13, 2009

Texting Buddies 

When you text someone a lot, get really close to and hang out often.

Oh yeah Maura and I are texting buddies.

Texting Buddies by ticktac January 14, 2010

My Buddy Eric 

My Buddy Eric has dedicated his life to doing everything no matter how obscure and to being the buddy of as many people as possible.

Person 1: hey, my buddy Eric did that!
Person 2: hey, mine too

My Buddy Eric by K.F.K. January 26, 2022

I'm not your friend, buddy 

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

I'm not your friend, buddy by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

Budd'm 

A fat cat that is to big to sit on a chair.

Amara: "Did you see that Budd'm?"
Yara: " yes! It is so fat!"

Budd'm by kaiistarr. ☆ January 19, 2022

taste buddy 

noun: A person who shares the same likes and dislikes in food.

"You also hate asparagus? We're such taste buddies!"
"If I don't know what to eat, I ask my taste buddy"
"If I think it's delish, so does my taste buddy!"

taste buddy by pzp July 29, 2012