Brady

A tall sexy man who’s smile makes every woman in a 15 meter area take off their clothes. He has a big stick and is very skillful with it. He swings it around with such expertise and can thrust right into you easily. He has a big reputation with his massive stick. Everyone knows about his stick. And he knows it.

Jay: Oh, that’s a big stick that must be a Brady.

Jesse: Look at the way he swings it around. It’s mesmerizing.

Jay: I want him to use that stick on me… drools.

by MasterThrustYummy November 22, 2021

Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

Brady Syndrome

An illness which causes a complete deterioration of any and all football skill; Occurs when facing Tom Brady (specifically in the playoffs)

Hey did you see the Packers get hit with Brady Syndrome? They were 13-3 and managed to let up 6 sacks and drop 2 TD passes!

by Cheesey120 April 30, 2021

Brady

The type of guy to go to urban dictionary and create a definition with their names stating "Brady: has a big dick"

The reality of the situation is they secretly have teeny-weeny little peckers, and therefore must cover it up by letting everybody know on urban dictionary that they SWEAR they have big dicks.

"BRO, Brady I didn't know you were trans... Oh wait I didn't realize you do have a penis, it's just so small I mistook it for a vagina, HA silly me."

by Spedcer November 13, 2025

Brady

Brady is that guy that has the most sexy blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Every girl he meets is blown away by his awesomeness. He is probably the most funny guy you will meet. He is very kind, caring and every chick in 3 zip codes can feel his presence almost like how you can smell your moms cooking as soon as you walk in the door. Oh yeah did I mention he can whoop anyone’s tail in 2.00845 seconds.

Did you see that Brady kid? Yes I knew I could smell that sweet aroma of awesomeness.

by Bjh05 June 1, 2020

Brady Ford

A gay trump supporter

Look at that Brady Ford over there.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Brady Millz

A kid with a warm smile and a kind heart. He’s always there for you when you need him the most and he will always talk to you. Just kidding. He has some pretty fat nuts and a long dome piece

Brady Millz is a beast. Wait, no he’s not.

by Fucker9999 February 15, 2021