A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”
Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”
Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020
by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022
PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
by Donaja Marjun February 24, 2021
WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization
Heart Attack
Traumatization
by SomeRandomGuy345 June 8, 2021
whenyourspacebardoesntworkandeverywordyoutypejustlookslikeoneword
by Bumfuzzled123 July 24, 2021
When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 14, 2011
when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
by yunghunghose February 26, 2019