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Jizz Sizzler 

When your woman has a high fever but still takes your load for the team. Her vagina becomes a jizz sizzler.
My girl was burning up last night, her puss was a real jizz sizzler.
Jizz Sizzler by Shippy85 May 15, 2025

cedar lane sizzler

The burn from sitting on your tractor in the nude.
Hopped on the Farmall in the buff and gave myself a Cedar Lane sizzler.

The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler) 

When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"

Sizzle Plate

Similar to in the doghouse, it means someone is on your bad side or shit list
"My boss owes me two weeks back pay so that mofo is real hot on my sizzle plate."
Sizzle Plate by So Cal Jim February 6, 2009

Midtown Booty Sizzle 

When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
Midtown Booty Sizzle by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Dunk and Sizzle 

It’s when a guy takes his genitalia and places it in some hydrogen peroxide, after having unprotected sex.
Whenever I have unprotected sex, I always dunk and sizzle afterwards. No stds yet!