When you stub out your cigarette on your lady friends wet vagina, prompting the most confusing instant orgasm she has yet to experience.
by *Slurp Noises* February 20, 2021
a divine creation only meant to be eaten by the chosen ones. there are few and scarce amounts left in the world and a rare resource must be savoured.
by Scandurralover9000 August 08, 2022
The art of placing an abundant amount of curry on the head of your dick and then jamming it, unapologetically, in your partner’s ass.
Hey John, last night I gave my ol’ lady the Indian Sizzler and now whenever she farts it smells like the inside of a taxi cab.
*John and I high-five each other.*
*John and I high-five each other.*
by Murphy_O’Toole September 20, 2021
Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.
by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022