sardine dick

When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.

When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."

by Deffscriber June 12, 2016

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018

Sardining

When you're celebrating a victory (sporting or otherwise) and your lover & you proceed to make with the love in a public space but keep it low-key. Many times this can be done through humping while standing, spooning under a blanket or beach towel, 2 riders facing each other on the same motorcycle seat.

You see those 2 over there? I don't know if she's just scratching an itch on her ass with his wang or if they're actually sardining.

by Chrispy Nugget February 7, 2018

alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

sardine send

when you put several emails in one like a slave ship or sardine pack.

The sardine send made everyone receiving the email feel equal.

by Coop Dupe December 4, 2019

sardine choker

A derogatory term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent.

You're pretty smart for a sardine choker.

by GH123456 March 2, 2011

Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023