sardine in an aquarium 

a very tiny penis, implying it's thin as well as short.

overheard in a ladies' loo :

Woman 1 : Did you sleep with Pete ?
Woman 2 : Yes. You too?
Woman 1 : Yep. Like a sardine in an aquarium, isn't he ?

sardine in an aquarium by SRW August 1, 2005

sardinemobile

A packed bus

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."

sardinemobile by Luke October 10, 2003

Sardine Emergency

Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.

Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency

Sardine Emergency by Littletwerp May 3, 2008

sardined 

transitive verb.
1. Describes cramped conditions of where too many people are squashed into an enclosed space. Much like sardines in a tin.
2. Alternate version anchovied extends this concept by implying the particularly potent smell of the unwashed masses, as well as the cramped conditions.

man, this morning i was sardined into that damned commuter train!!

sardined by cotdp November 8, 2012

sardineing 

When humans are packed in tightly together like a can of sardines

"How was your train commute in this morning?"
"Terrible, I was sardineing the whole journey."

sardineing by Caveman217 September 9, 2015

sardinelovemilk

Ejaculate of the common sardine fish.

Sick puppy, he gets off on sardinelovemilk.

sardinelovemilk by Anonymous September 24, 2003

scardiness

Jittery, likely to freak out at the slightest provication.

I cant put up with Johns scardiness anymore, he heard the door slam, then freaked out on all of us.

scardiness by SylverD July 7, 2007