Password Box

An ornamental decoration applied to software to give a false sense of security.

Locksmith on phone to Security Operations Centre: "I'm pleased to inform you that we have finished converting all your door locks to password boxes". SOC Manager: "yeah thanks, they are both just as useful as each other" *hangs up*. CEO walks in and overhearing the question asks aloud "Why haven't we made 2 factor compulsory for all password boxes yet", and then everyone in the SOC runs from the room.

by CompSciFutures February 25, 2023

forgot password?

Just use a password manager and you will never have to deal with any passwords. ever.

Not Bill: "Ugh, forgot my password again. Now i gotta go through the whole "forgot password?" process"
Bill:"My password manager automatically logs me in and it also generates super strong passwords that are practically impossible to break."
Be like Bill

by Incognitux February 16, 2023

password insecurity

When you begin entering your password with confidence, but then lose that confidence mid-entry, you might assume the password is incorrect and start over.

"As I was entering my password on my computer, I had a sudden moment of password insecurity and decided to erase it and start again from the beginning."

by TwiggyRules June 30, 2025

password hemorrhage

When you sign up on multiple websites but can't utilize them again because you keep forgetting your passwords.

I really wanted to make that life sized paper avatar on instructables.com but couldn't get the instructions because I was suffering from a serious case of password hemorrhage.

by mcjennifer7 April 9, 2011

password power proliferation

when the software companies make passwords longer than a polynomial.

The password power proliferation made Americans remember more of their passwords than their family members' phone numbers.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

password

things people use to secure their account

"I use my password"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Password Hoe

Someone who is constantly changing their password on the said person’s phone, account, safe, etc.

Mario: Hey dude, that girl Angelica is such a password hoe.

Aldo: Yeah I know. I heard that she changes her phone’s password every other week.

by YourLocalNeighborhoodCholo July 14, 2019