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Newbie Paranoia 

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.
A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
Newbie Paranoia by Not Stox April 12, 2009
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newbie blaster 

Another word for the M3 12 Gauge shotgun in SOCOM II.This gun has a huge reticle can kill a target in a few hits. Your enemy flys back sometimes when hit, giving the player with the newbie blaster a few seconds to hit the enemy again. It is used by people who have no skill in SOCOM II what so ever and they need to use a cheap gun to get kills.

Probably the cheapest,unfair, and newbie weapon in SOCOM II.
XXXXX has 0 kills and 5 deaths and kills. XXXXX equips a M3 12 Gauge shotguna and gets 5 kills in one round.
newbie blaster by 12345 August 1, 2004

newbie (n00b) 

A new beginner.
One who is new to something.
New comer.
New user.
He's a newbie, be nice!
Darn newbies piss me off!
He's a n00b.
newbie (n00b) by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

Newbie FB Oopsie

Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!
Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."
Newbie FB Oopsie by Lolita75 January 13, 2010

simply a newbie

simply a newbie by Megan March 3, 2004

newbiegasm 

To appreciate something to the point of orgasm sensation
The Matrix's special effects gave me a newbiegasm.
newbiegasm by jambo November 8, 2003
Newbie's known to be called as noob or newb. Just like braggers or gold diggers they will say that noob means dumb and stupid. but in another way.. Newbies are new players who are like stupid people but are new to the game. they'll sometime need to check how to play or check the rules.
1 : "That maybe a newbie.. I'll tell him how to play."

2 : "It's been a month and I'm a newbie at this game now.."

3 : "Your such a newbie! Don't you now how to play???"
Newbie by LadTacobell June 30, 2018