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ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you
Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! 

A song made by Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur. It's a very cute and catchy song.
I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! I love my kitty cat, oh I do! And all I want to do is to give it lots of love, give it lots of love, and a kiss and a hug!!

MY FUCKING CAT 

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.
"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"
MY FUCKING CAT by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017

My dead cat ran over my keyboard 

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

OMCC (Oh My Ceiling Cat) 

A term used by those 2 out of 3 lol cats that believe in Ceiling Cat and do not believe in Christianity's "God", therefore they do not use the term "OMG" a.k.a "Oh My God".
"OMCCWTFBBQ! A Capshun!" said the lol cat on icanhascheezburger.com

"OMCC (Oh My Ceiling Cat) thats one funny lol cat"

my dumbass cat

bitch ass cat stuck in the fucking ceiling i dont even know how that mf got there
me:my dumbass cat is stuck in the ceiling for the love of god
my dumbass cat by midcap July 6, 2023