My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

rob my cat like a fenji

"Rob my cat like a fenji" if a female says it to you, they want to have sex with you. Its a flirty thing to say.

Cat stands for the vagina of the female.
Fenji isn't a real word. Its just a thing you say sometimes.
With rob my cat like a fenji the girl kinda means "Fuck my vagina hard and soft" but thats not the actual meaning

Michael: "Hey"
Isha: "Heyyy"
Michael: "I like your hair.."
Isha: "Thanks..."
Michael: "Do you wanna do stuff together sometimes? If yk what I mean"
Isha: "Sure"
Michael: ....
Isha: *laughs* "Rob my cat like a fenji"
*both laugh*

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ May 4, 2020

Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 May 7, 2018

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

ram it in my cat

When a girl wants a boy to smash her in the pussy

Shara told daylin to ram it in my cat

by Ram it in my cat April 19, 2017

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017