To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."
or
"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
or
"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington March 25, 2014
(1) Appeared on Saneter Studios bringing the reveloutionary idea/ argument that the sperm is not the spirit. (2) She who embodies hip hop, the divine feminine, and complex thought in the form of writing/poetic expression.
Impress Divinity expresses the importance of the divine feminine and imparative agression against "pick me" women.
by SavageBadu November 23, 2021
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
Guy 1: Hey, you still talking to Chelsea?
Guy 2: Nah, she decided to do her Danny Phantom Impression
Guy 1: Oh man, that sucks. Isn't this like the third time this month?
Guy 2: Yea, it's been exhausting tbh.
Guy 2: Nah, she decided to do her Danny Phantom Impression
Guy 1: Oh man, that sucks. Isn't this like the third time this month?
Guy 2: Yea, it's been exhausting tbh.
by iamsuperrandom April 19, 2022
by Mif Moes Maf August 10, 2022
n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003
A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 21, 2025