hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

Lomax Impression

When your sitting in your corner desk, reclined in your chair, with your eyes closed trying to take a nap.

Ryan spent all day working on his Lomax Impression while Jarid could not control his bowels.

by s501094 June 26, 2017

make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.

Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

manic impressive

Someone who will not STFU until you either agree with them, walk away, or kill them.

Jim went manic impressive on me. Was tempted to whack him but decided it wasn’t worth it and walked away.

by nbender April 11, 2019

Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.

"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."

by Floyd11 June 20, 2025

Impressed

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.

Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025