Frontal Mullet

A frontal mullet is like a fringe except it resembles a mullet more than an actual fringe.

His Frontal Mullet is on point today.

by Osmiuuum August 7, 2021

full frontal runtle

The act of grabbing the base of the cock and balls and wiping them on an inanimate object.

Jack gave the 1967 Chevelle a full frontal runtle to the dismay of the cars owner.

by Boraxrulmn July 1, 2017

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 15, 2022