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Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.
Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018
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It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...
by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019
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Pulse cosplay

IS JYNXI SUSSSSS. CARDIAC SENSOR DEPLOYED. JEBRVRIDDUUDSSŠÆHDHÏŠRŃ
Hey jynxi can you do a pulse cosplay. Cardiac sensor deployed
by Jynxi July 20, 2021
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Everyday Cosplay

To descreetly cosplay by using clothing or makeup.
"What's with the bushy hair?"
"It's everyday cosplay."
"oh...who're you supposed to be?"
"Hermione Granger."
by citrico June 10, 2015
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LeahStar Cosplay

The world's premier female cosplayer. She can be found frequenting Danmei groups and reading yaoi porn. Not to be confused with a darling rebellious girl.
LeahStar Cosplay just posted a tellonym about her love life.
by LeahStar Fan 420 February 22, 2024
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cosplay

an act of wearing a costume of a character and playing as them in the costume. most often seen in anime characters.
“woah did you see that cosplayer? their cosplay looked so canon!”
by alternativeaster June 8, 2021
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Corporate Cosplay

The act of when individuals in a white-collar environment masquerade as sophisticated, hi-powered professionals with dreams of innovation and corporate-ladder climbing.

In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.

The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.

Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
"Hey Sean, ready to watch the latest round of Corporate Cosplay in the Marketing Dept. Today?"

"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
by No Man's Skyfall December 15, 2016
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