This girl, she is an absolute dirty capricorn .... she gave me a good ol rusty trombone last night. But that wasn't enough for her... she then proceeded to ask me if I could give her a Russian submarine. But instead I gave her the dirty pirate and my patriot pooped on her.
by anonymous July 05, 2020
Get the dirty capricornmug. When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.
by Nothavingit April 19, 2018
Get the Capricorn Killing Seasonmug. The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.
Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 01, 2021
Get the Scorpio and Capricornmug. 
Workaholic. Last to leave the office. Strives to be successful and has excellent work ethic. Very loyal and will fight for the right person. Loves to travel new places and explore. Would enjoy living fully self sustainable in an off grid tiny home. Loves both Marvel and DC. Some favorites are certainly gambit and night crawler. Most common birthday is January 14th.
Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign) : (noun)10th zodiac sign. There is no better match for a Sagittarius than that of a Capricorn who identifies as a Gemini.
by Joooooorrrdaaaaayyy September 01, 2021
Get the Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign)mug. Only wants money and love
Maybe only money cause the only love they have is love for money and the capricorn dream is to be the rich bitch foreveeer.
Maybe only money cause the only love they have is love for money and the capricorn dream is to be the rich bitch foreveeer.
Someone:Do you have some old clothes for charity?
Capricorn in their mind :for charity hmmm i will sell it i want money.
Capricorn: no sorry
Capricorn in their mind :for charity hmmm i will sell it i want money.
Capricorn: no sorry
by Vikyyys$ November 22, 2021
Get the Capricornmug. Capricorn is the tenth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is December 22 - January 19, the symbol is a sea goat and the element is earth.
by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021
Get the Capricornmug.