November 5

National true feelings day, you are not allowed to fake a smile like you always do you have to show your true feelings

Guy: how are you Brian?
Brian: good 🙂
Guy: it’s November 5th how do you really feel
Brian: my life sucks!!!

by Dick good for my mouth November 04, 2020

November 5

This day is national yet your best friend day so when you see your best friend yeet them

I love November 5

by Luna-Sempai🤩🤓😋😩😋🤩💀😩🤩💖🙂 November 04, 2021

november 5

The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it

Tall guy: Ayo Madyson

Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day

Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it

Madyson: fuck you

by Iheart.hot.sons November 04, 2021

November 5

This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.

Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th

by Pink drink November 04, 2021

5 November 2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since 5 November 2022.

by The other floob November 08, 2021

November 5

Get your jewish friend to give you head

Only if they have brown hair and though

It’s November 5 get it

by Gamer boy 56789 November 04, 2021

November 5

Write your friends a letter on how much they mean to you

You: Dear yn, our friendship means the world to me and I’m so glad I met you
Friend: why are you sending me this

You: Because it’s November 5

by redroses0ses November 05, 2022