When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022
Get the Shit-Smeared Monoclemug. “I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
Get the steamed monoclemug.