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chappie baton 

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.
chappie baton by Poopwords August 19, 2018

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

Beef Baton 

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.
Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
Beef Baton by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008

skin baton

A comical way to refer to the male member.
Man that gunt covers your skin baton.
skin baton by Jigga Wha July 4, 2007

flesh baton 

Murphy is quite skilled using a flesh baton.

French Baton Twirler 

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler
French Baton Twirler by BassSpike October 15, 2011