mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

booger pickers

booger pickers (slang, US) A pair of finger-less gloves.

Timmy looked like a hobo with his old winter coat and booger pickers.

by damiensurnameless November 1, 2023

Belly booger

when semen collects in your belly button and mixes with belly button fluff/limt to form a tacky booger-like substance

I had to shower after jerking off cus I had mad belly boogers

by mountainthatrhymes July 17, 2022

Booger Shovel

Another name for a fingernail

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.

by Jackal 187 February 10, 2021

Booger Sugar

The finest powder in the galaxy, one sniff of this stuff will send you to the moon. It's formally the equivalent to drinking 40 red bulls in one sitting.

Oi curt you got any booger sugar on ya ?

by anonymous December 6, 2021

booger-piss

snot-like mucus that has been hanging/dripping for 6 - 17 seconds that boogers end up in the mucus and the snot MUST BE HANGING/DRIPPING

There's some onions on the counter the hooker you paid to fuck you makes you breakfast you see her do a line she forgets to wipe her nose chops the onions and your staring at the booger-piss from her nose

by nasal fuck May 13, 2011