Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.

Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah he’s totally part of the Covid cult.

by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023

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Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc.

A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.

Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?

I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!

by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022

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The Flower Cult

A amazing cult that honors Cagney Carnation a boss from a game called Cuphead. The cult currently has... 7 members. The Flower Cult owner is... Yukii (online name)/Celeste(Quotev/Discord name) we love doing some random stuff. we are currently planning a Funeral for the owners Monokuma plushie. Funfact I AM THE OWNER!!! BAHAAHAHA!!!! We also like to summon Cagney at 3AM we sometimes spam whatever.
we love Cagney, Bob and Danganronpa! Today i almost burned down my house trying to make Macaroni! THERE WAS SMOKE! HAHA ! (Monday, August 8 2022)

Yukii: Yo. wanna join the flower cult?!
name: what tf is that
Yukii: its a cult where we honor Cagney.
name: yeah sure.
Yukii: YO! WE GOT A NEW MEMBER!!!!!!
Tsumugi: cool.
Nyx: slay!
Any other member: omg heyoo!!

by 「Yukii」 August 8, 2022

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Untoxic Cult

twitter group chat that have made my 2020 so much better.

untoxic cult are my best friends

by Gossip gorl December 31, 2020

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Cults

Hey, I haven't taken money from anybody. It's not my fans who should be paying me. It's these corporate benefactors who are reaping the benefits of my vast and incalculable intellect who should be paying me.

Hym "And if people are using this to start cults then your silence regarding their relationship to me is what allows them to do what they are doing. If you know who I am, and you know they're related to me.... The you are complicit in the defrauding of those people. Lives destroyed. People accruing 'unearned status.' All because of YOU. Your fault. You don't have a right to bitch about what they're doing becuase YOU could stop them TODAY. But you won't. Because a guy who said a thing you don't like for people to be allowed to say would gain materially... Oh wait... A guy is already doing that.... You all hate him and people are on video on YouTube calling for him to get raped in prison. We don't even know that he's GUILTY yet. He PROBABLY ISN'T! Ha! You guys are terrible. If I knew that was happening I would say something and put an end to it. All of this just so you all can be a bunch smug, self-righteous hippies."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2023

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