by a clown 🤡🤡 July 28, 2020
Get the clown cultmug. Hym "I have to use the word 'Cult' in the dialogue here so... there. Anywho, you see all the mental gymnastics they have to do to try and obscure the fact that their positionis and always has been 'You shouldn't be doing this to us, WE should be doing it to you!' as though that isn't exactly what I said initially? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'm always right! You guys are ridiculous over there.
by Hym Iam December 16, 2022
Get the Cultmug. No, yeah, it is an incest cult.
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Incest Cultmug. The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.
by PLMMJ January 16, 2024
Get the J dub cultmug. A cult that is made out of loving bananas you will spend your time in the woods building around the culture. You will befriend a polar bear named banana you will love him until you die in the banana cult in the forest of bananas.
by BANANABOY! November 1, 2022
Get the BANANA CULTmug. I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Get the Accidental cultsmug. The Cult of Click is a private members club for information security researchers, OSINT investigators, cybersecurity journalists and social engineers. New membership applications must be approved by a majority of members.
by Cult Of Click February 12, 2019
Get the Cult Of Clickmug.