Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 03, 2022

Yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t

BOW TO THE BAGEL CULT

by quibblee May 04, 2021

vegeta cult

The STRONGEST cult in the world if your not in this cult then you are not loved and your dad left you.

Hey are you in vegeta cult? No I’m a walking L

by Virus Shiba August 06, 2021

vegeta cult

The Vegeta cult is for the elite. If you are in the cult then you are cool. If you want to join then you must use a TikTok pfp containing an anime character with a green jack/Vegeta jacket.

Killua : Are you in the Vegeta Cult?
Tanjiro: Yep
Killua: Sweet, I am too!

by KILLUA’S LOVER August 07, 2021

The Cult of Poog

A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.

Person 1: Poog do no harm.

Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?

Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.

Person 2: ...

by Froggity November 24, 2020