The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
by dudelovescake July 12, 2024
the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.
"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"
"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"
"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"
by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014
Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.
Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger
Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger
Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse
by Charnime October 25, 2023
xfudge curse is when you are unable to win the gulag in call of duty warzone the only way one could get rid of this curse is by wining the gulag somehow
by dvrk June 29, 2020
We knew he was larger than most. His hands and feet were evident of that, but he never stopped growing the big footed curse took affect only at age 9. His hands and feet became grotesquely disproportion to the rest of his body
by Xyyguy May 26, 2023
a situation where you get a 999pp (performace point) play on osu!standard, originating from Rafis' 999.48pp play on prima stella (999.5 would have been considered as a 1k)
by sawchain5 July 1, 2023