cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.
"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"
by riffcult July 11, 2017
mugGet the conemug.

Cone sting

A Cone Sting is when a female older than the age of 35 cheats on you.
Bruh... My girlfriend cone stang me!

Dude! Watch out! Those girls can cone sting you!
by TheMuffinTop May 30, 2016
mugGet the Cone stingmug.

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.
Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.
by Kaigon February 08, 2020
mugGet the Mud Conemug.

cone

when you have obviously done something but lie about it
no i didn’t steal that cone (whilst wearing cone as a hat)
by cuminmysock December 21, 2022
mugGet the conemug.

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
mugGet the Australian Cone Pipemug.

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.
Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
by Lil-dynomyte March 01, 2025
mugGet the Bosnian traffic conemug.

Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.
Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”
by dat guy1 November 21, 2023
mugGet the Conemug.