Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.
"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"
by riffcult July 11, 2017

by TheMuffinTop May 30, 2016

by Kaigon February 08, 2020

by cuminmysock December 21, 2022

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.
Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
by Lil-dynomyte March 01, 2025

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.
by dat guy1 November 21, 2023
